dumptruckhaver

brucespringsteendotcom:

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

aropride:

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

clubsdeuce:

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

littlefangs:

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

kissycat:

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

rivertigo:

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain

damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

bittersweetish:

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

thealogie:

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

gattmammon:

Early morning are so beautiful it’s so mean that they put them in the early morning

fairycosmos:

there’s just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it’s like yeah but im at home

girlmostlikely:

It’s possible that my beautiful mind is slightly wired wrong and dare I say retarded

failhag:

i gave your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate. idgaf

girlmostlikely:

I think I’m back in my iced black coffee era not in an anorexic way but more of let me brag to everyone around me that I enjoy black iced coffee way

girlmostlikely:

Heavily reliant on beverages